Bears Will Beat The Dragons Every Time
(To the tune of, "She'll be coming 'round the mountain")
So Ash and Irmir
thought they'd win the day,
When they invited the Bear faction out to play.
They faced our softy golem
with their enormous column
which on the field they proudly did display.
(Chorus)
Singing: Bears will beat the Dragons every time;
when we faced the Dragon charge we held the line.
It's the charge that beats the rest
but it couldn't beat the best;
when there's odds of 2 to 1 it suits us fine.
So King Ash he
took a quick trip to the void;
he survived but he really was annoyed;
and Irmir went out real early
though Lament fought like a girly
& we were left to fight with all their boys.
(Chorus)
The Dragons
nearly pushed us down the hill,
but all around the gaps there we did fill.
We turned the foe about
& we made the Dragons rout
& now the battle stands at 1 to nil.
(Chorus)
Singing: Bears
will beat the Dragons every time;
when we faced the Dragon charge we held the line.
The Ceredwyn did bellow;
the Dragons they were yellow
I know which I would rather face next time !
(More verses welcome ... feel free to send them in)