Bear Necessities
Talking
'bout those Bear Necessities,
those simple Bear Necessities
All you need is whisky and your sword
I mean those Bear Necessities
that's why the Bears can fight with ease
with just a dram of whisky and a sword
If you
hit a half-orc in the Vipers Lair
then pick on the biggest or next time beware
Don't pick on the gobbo with the little snout
pick on the big one who's got the clout
And you won't need to give him brew
if you take your sword and you run him through
Have I
given you a clue ?
Golly thanks McDroo
Those Bear Necessities of life will come to you.
Talking
'bout those Bear Necessities,
those simple Bear Necessities
All you need is whisky and your sword
I mean those Bear Necessities
that's why the Bears can fight with ease
with just a dram of whisky and a sword
If you
slay a drow now just for fun
then make it a matron & be prepared to run
Don't pick on the weedy little guard
Twat the Matron & twat her hard
& you won't need to run away
if you're prepared to stay & slay
Have I
run you right through ?
I'm really sorry Mr Droo
Those Bear Necessities of life will come to you.