Alternative Bears Anthem to BlackAdder tune

Let joy fill Caledonian hearts
For now our country's going to make it
At last some Queens that look the part
And Lairds with much more guts then senses

Caledonia
Caledonia
We drink and share with all
Caledonia
Caledonia
We'll charge your old shield wall

We Bears have got it figured out
All of the other nations fear us
When foes outnumber us in war
They know they face a mortal danger

Caledonia
Caledonia
We fight as though posessed
Caledonia
Caledonia
We're tougher than the rest

Let no-one take away our drink
Some things to us are really sacred
Beware that underneath our kilts
We all are well and truly naked

Caledonia
Caledonia
Our heroes wearing kilts
Caledonia
Caledonia
To swing their dangly bits

Caledonia
Caledonia
We're lovers and we're bold
Caledonia
Caledonia
The Bears will rule the world