Always stay on the right side of the fight
by Lostock
Some warriors are bad,
Some sword fighters are crap,
But Caledonians are brilliant, they astound.
When you're rushing into battle,
And Rory cries "Let's twatem!"
Just don't follow him and you might stay around.
And,
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Rory and you'll be alright.
When you're feeling like you're losing,
And taking quite a bruising,
You're following Craggy's orders just right.
Between me and you,
He's a great singer it is true,
But some say as a leader he's just shite.
And,
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Craggy and you'll be allright.
When you feel like you've been shat on,
And you might loose your pattern,
Don't worry there's a ritual of peace.
When the battle's getting gory,
And it's all the fault of Rory,
To stop him just try tickling his knees.
And,
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Rory and you'll be alright.
When our armies getting pasted,
Dougies getting wasted,
But Craggy, he's off vanquishing our foe.
And Connor is Foamori,
And Hamish is Wamphiri,
And Rory running out of big wardrobes.
But,
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Rory and you'll be alright.
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Rory and you'll be alright.
Always stay on the right side of the fight,
Just don't follow Rory and you'll be alright.
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