Ainsley's on the Pull Again
(To the tune of, "Davy's on the Road Again", by Manfred Mann)
(Chorus)
Ainsley's on the pull again
Looking like a fool again
Ainsley's turning no-one down
His image isn't clean
All his sheets are soiled again
His haggis overboiled again
Says if you see the Queen now ask her please to pity me
He has put
himself about
Since the time he was a cook
When Wraith stew it ran right out
Turned to white for a new look
(Chorus)
Down there in
the beer tent
Gonna put himself about
With a mouth full of pointy teeth
And a lot of notches on his bedpost
Shut the door,
Cut the light
Ainsley won't be home tonight
You can wait til the dawn rolls in
Til you can see our Ainsley again
(Chorus)
Down there in
the beer tent
Gonna put himself about
With a mouth full of pointy teeth
And a lot of notches on his bedpost
Shut the door,
Cut the light
Ainsley won't be home tonight
You can wait til the dawn rolls in
Til you can see our Ainsley again
(Chorus)