The Twelve Days of the Gathering
By Gareth Young (revised by Paul Harrison)
On the 1st day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
A drow hanging from a fir tree
On the 2nd day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
2 Lions combusting
On the 3rd day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
3 Queenies ruling
On the 4th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
4 Harts a poncing
On the 5th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
1 Floris Brand (da dah da da dah)
On the 6th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
6 rituals failing
On the 7th day of the
Gathering McYokel gave to me
7 Swords of Wayland
On the 8th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
8 factions fighting
On the 9th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
9 Guilds a squabbling
On the 10th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
10 lords retreating
On the 11th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
11 Tankards clinking
On the 12th day of the
Gathering, McYokel gave to me
12 stupid songs
11 Tankards clinking
10 lords retreating
9 Guilds a squabbling
8 factions fighting
7 Swords of Wayland
6 rituals failing
1 Floris Brand (da dah da da dah)
4 Harts a poncing
3 Queenies ruling
2 Lions combusting
and a drow hanging from a fir tree